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Never Give Up a joke .. Emerald Sword

This was a child .. Louie, why not? this was jaimito, making the Christmas letter:
Dear baby Jesus, this year I have been very good, so I hope I bring a bike and video games.
fucks the letter and left under a statue of the Virgin. look at the statue, repent, tear up the letter and begins again:
Dear Child Jesus Maybe this year I have not been very good but I have been very good. please bring me a bike and video games.
again leave the letter under the statue, but repents. tear up the letter and make a new one: Dear child
jesus, this year I've been good at all, but if I bring the bike and the video game, next year I promise to behave well.
will leave the letter under the Virgin not convinced. in this, look at the statue and you light up ojitoz * ¬ * tear up the letter, Take the statue, wrapped in duct tape, puts in a trunk, puts a lock, it sits on top, and start writing:
jesus dear boy, if you want to see your mother alive, send me a bike and the game

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Monologue: The College

"The other day I had to go pick up my nephew to school. And I was amazed. Have you noticed how come the school children? It's creepy. Salen terrified, running in any direction, as possessed, pushing and screaming ... like running away from something, you think: what do you do there?

I remember that small not leave the school so violent that way.

Frankly, I do most of the time ... and went.

I said,

- Enriquito: if you want to be a useful man, you're going to have to study some more.

And I said:

- Okay, but if you do not want to be, "I can go on as before?

But they do not care, you are charged with a mochilón ... so great!, And tell you all that you've got to get into your head ... But what effort to put me on your mind! Do not they realize that does not fit?.

addition, the school can learn many things useless. For example: what are shot three months teaching you to dissect a frog? ... Damn, that teach you how to peel a shrimp!

What about math? To begin, I teach groups: there were the "joint assemblies" and "disjoint." Okay, I have been very useful in my life know this.

Now that changed my life was the empty set. He taught the notes to my mother and she said:

- Enriquito, what this zero in math ...?

- Mama, do not be old, this is not a zero, is an empty set.

then teach you how to add, subtract, multiply, divide .. And you say: "Now I teach borrowing money in the bank ..." But no. What I teach is the square root ... Oh, folks! What a great topic the square root!

How well has come to me I know how to calculate the square root ...! Without going too far I've used ... ever. Frankly, you do not feel that it is time to raise this issue to the government? The square root would be voluntary, as the military.

And then the teacher came and said:

- Guys, I'm going to put a few problems. Well ... helluva

: I have a pack of eight kilos, Carabesugo call me, I steal the sandwich ... and this guy comes over to get more problems! And dictated:

- If Pedrito has six apples, is his sister and takes two, is his cousin and takes two and then the dog eats one ... How many apples does Pedrito? Well, I do not know, but frankly, if you want my opinion ... Pedrito is an asshole.

Another thing I was taught Latin and Greek languages \u200b\u200b

dead ... Do you feel like it rather than dead languages \u200b\u200bto teach children?

wonder night can not sleep!

sinalefa What about? That has to be a slut! I refused to study it ...

And speaking of filth: I also taught the noble gases ...

Look, it seems to me very well that the noble gases and throw their whole world, but is it necessary to study?

The kind of music ... Well, at home do not let you scream and play ball in the hallway, but you can blow the flute until you leave the livers. And your mother or mu ... Total to learn to play "Under a button, ton, ton ...."

Not to mention gym class ... What are you going to serve in life to know a cartwheel? And skip the foal? Can you imagine a debate between Aznar and Zapatero Aznar read: "Mr Zapatero, you're going to raise pensions and gasoline will go down, but you know skip the pony ...? Let's demagoguery ... Skip the colt Mr. Zapatero, skip the horse. "

The only time I was attentive in school was when they explained human reproduction. Although not served me well: first you spoke of a pea ... after a few bees left their hive and the pollen carried out there .. And then teach you some little drawings of a couple balls ... What I thought: And here is which of the two pea ... "But that did not end the mess, because I knew there was one thing that got in somewhere ... And then there was the stork ... So I went home thinking that human reproduction was that a stork got a pea in a beehive and a bee spreading ...

Okay ... I do not want to bother, but then. Why do it for me cock?

Well, folks, that as we were taught in school, a useful man is a guy who speaks a dead language, eat peas, tumbles and plays the flute ... Damn, this guy is Kung Fu!

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The Power of the Wiki! Ragnarok Battle for

If friends if I knew that page that gives a wide view of current world as it is, without hiding any information! It clearly states that Pocholo
picnic gets about 20 stripes of farlopa, for all balls must be truthful then! And if you look at it
yourselves, that you have fingers ¬ ¬ U

Well, the origins of the Wiki is that a group of geeks cuarentañeros were bored and said "Hey
illo, masters to bring all the geeks of the world to make a page that revolutionizes half the world. "But
Pa'que? Already bored of Xbox?, Do not enjoy the World of Warcraft? "I do not want? (Insert crybaby tone) Well

delirium after a clip, in fact gathered all the geeks of all ages and started making items fixed
The first was to chuck norris (God of geeks xD)

Well, that rock, go you not going to that page without a laugh! We are missing ... F and Q plays oo

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And that day, raised their axes heavys Viking and headed for the battlefield, mounted on metal beasts on two wheels.

Los canis arrived late, but fell upon its flashes of fake gold and rhythms terrible war ... Reggeaton ...


However, to help their comrades, came geeks and cani sabotaged machinery, to make start playing Emerald Sword. Faced with such


hymn of victory, the metalheads redoubled his attack and attack. However ... The difference the number was significant. Canis were still more ... And enjoyed the ability to 'Party Recall', with which called supreme surmanos and other scum.


Soon, the other allies of the metalheads, goths, arrived on the scene. Drawing on their ancestral knowledge of necromancy, they return to the canis fallen to attack his former Sossi ...


Los canis reacted quickly. They took their terrible weapons: Coke and red wine of Mercadona. The mixed ... And released to the metalheads, causing havoc among their ranks.


However, a metal rose ... And fixing his ax on the floor, shouted: "THINK GREEN !!!", and Heineken did. Rivers of beer were born in the gap produced.


Recovered chemical warfare, the metalheads began to take the lead. Los canis allies had tried to call their own ... But Flaites were all in jail.


Finally, the last cani Se_MOrENasO_TreMeNdOh91 fell, thanks to the thrust of the metalhead leader, who wielded the Angel Sword Guitar ... and peace returned to Gaia. The raised their preppies shouts of joy from the Lands of Prada, sound which reached the innermost street, alerting the rappers, who began writing poetry that carry the message of victory at last end of the world ..


Los canis were gone ... At last.